MMA Laws: 1st Edition
We have all heard about the Man Laws where there are certain unwritten rules that mus be obeyed at all times. For example under Man Law you may not complain about the brand of free beer however you may complain about temperature. So I was wondering what kind of unwritten laws do we have for the MMA world. Well I put out the questions to the MMA community and here are the results…
QUESTION #1: Can a person wear a MMA shirt if they are not familiar with the fighter featured on the shirt?
MMA LAW #1: Absolutely not, you must know about the fighter that you have on your shirt. The MMA shirt must also have at least one skull on it and be worn three sizes too small in order to be valid. If the shirt is not fighter specific, it can be worn without issue.
QUESTION #2: Can you bring your girlfriend to an MMA or UFC event if she does not know the basic rules?
MMA LAW #2: No, everyone must know of basic rules in order to come to an event or party to avoid stupid questions. However, exception can be made if said girlfriend has a breast size of C cup or higher and is pushed up in an a tight MMA shirt that obeys MMA law #1.
QUESTION #3: How far must an MMA fan go back in order to claim that he or she was a fan of UFC before it became popular?
MMA LAW #3: The bare minimum is before TUF 1. The law would prefer though that the fan was familiar with MMA during the days of Pride and/or the beginning of the Ortiz/Shamrock era.
QUESTION #4: Tribal Tattoos on fighters, are they played out?
MMA LAW #4: Yes, tribal tattoos have been overused and are no longer fashionable. Also, any tattoo placed on the lower back of any fighter is strictly forbidden.
QUESTION #5: Should it be required that an MMA fan must have at least one black belt in an art to commentate on matches?
MMA LAW #5: No, a black belt is not required. However, the commentator must clearly show that they have some idea of what they are talking about and must have participated in some form of athletics in their lifetime, otherwise all comments are useless and shall be disavowed.
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